Don’t Come For The Zetas! Top 10 Zeta Diss Chants

The Sound

I said my Sorors,
Yeah?
Did you hear it, hear it, hear it, hear it? The sound of those AKA’s?
I sad they’re hurting head
With that A-Aking sound
SKEEEEEEEE-WEAK
As they skate all around.
AKA’s hands in the air
Thinking they’re all that
But don’t they understand
PINK AND GREEN DON’T MATCH!

I said my Sorors,
Yeah?
Did you hear it, hear it, hear it, hear it?
The sound of those S G Rhos?
(silence)
No matter what we do,
No matter where we go,
We never hear a sound from that S G Rho!

I said my Sorors,
Yeah?
Did you hear it, hear it, hear it, hear it?
The sound of those D S T’s?
OOOOOOOOOOOO-OOPS!
They pledged the wrong sorority
With that mistaken sound
And that damn geometry.
And to make matters worse,
They used to be A K A’s.
DST was weak then
And they’re still weak today!